I'm a
Warrior
And you can
Never hurt
Me again
I just spent 2 hours convincing some guy NOT to kill himself and now I feel so good about it 😊
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:
pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:
words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck
That’s a sentence right there
No, stop. Dude, literally? Like seriously? Fuck. I think this shall be my response to everything
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
